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the best ever guide to demotivation - Mark Young

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If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Probation Officers is the book youre looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Probation Officers appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so theyll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Probation Officer knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while its in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Probation Officer, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, its better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Probation Officers. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if its cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business

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If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Probation Officers is the book youre looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Probation Officers appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so theyll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Probation Officer knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while its in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Probation Officer, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, its better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Probation Officers. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if its cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business

Added value:
nice clean copy
Condition:
Used: good
Format:
Paperback
Number of pages:
0

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