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A Series of Unfortunate Events - Book the Fifth - The Austere Academy - CD

£9.99

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Dear Listener
If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school. Don't. For the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives.
Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals, S.O.R.E. and the metric system.
It is my solemn duty to stay up all night researching and recording the history of these three hapless youngsters, but you may be more comfortable getting a good night's sleep. In that case, you should probably choose some other CD.
With all due respect
Lemony Snicket

3 CDs
3 hours 19 minutes
Unabridged

Read by the author (Daniel Handler)

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Author(s):
Lemony Snicket
Condition:
Used: very good
Format:
Compact disc
ISBN-10:
0007157126
ISBN-13:
9780007157129
Publisher:
HarperCollinsPublishers

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About this item

Dear Listener
If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school. Don't. For the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives.
Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals, S.O.R.E. and the metric system.
It is my solemn duty to stay up all night researching and recording the history of these three hapless youngsters, but you may be more comfortable getting a good night's sleep. In that case, you should probably choose some other CD.
With all due respect
Lemony Snicket

3 CDs
3 hours 19 minutes
Unabridged

Read by the author (Daniel Handler)

Author(s):
Lemony Snicket
Condition:
Used: very good
Format:
Compact disc
ISBN-10:
0007157126
ISBN-13:
9780007157129
Publisher:
HarperCollinsPublishers

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